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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour expensive lunches and elevator pitches are finally going extinct.
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Clinical precision without the golf outings.
bzzt.youAI▸ OCULARSALES BOT-PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates lunch orders and contract signatures
You drive to clinics to pitch ocular devices, track inventory, and persuade surgeons to pick your expensive brand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a surgeon decides you are annoying him.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors in hospital cabinets update stock levels without your help.
Month 4
Smart software routes surgeon requests directly to the warehouse.
Month 10
High-def screens replace your slides and annoying elevator pitches.
Month 18
Negotiation logic removes your ability to cut weird deals.
Year 2 · D-Day
Clinics switch to direct ordering and you are truly redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
too high
Average lunch budget
almost zero
Surgeons convinced by slides
15000 miles
Mileage claims per year
Your severance
A lifetime supply of branded company pens.
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