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Will AI replace Medical Device Salesman jobs? · Latest report #ufiwe7dh
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour lunch-and-learn presentations are just expensive, cholesterol-heavy advertisements for obsolete hardware.
Professional steak-eater, occasional vendor of titanium screws.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven supply chains replacing expensive personalities.
split.youAI▸ PROCURE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
bypasses procurement with algorithmic bribery
You schmooze surgeons to push proprietary implants. You navigate hospital procurement, host dinners, and trade clinical favors for signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the specific petty grudges of a hospital department head.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Hospital procurement teams start using automated direct-order portals.
Month 7
Algorithms identify and contact surgeons with superior pricing models.
Month 16
High-fidelity VR kits replace your physical demo cases.
Year 2.2
Automated systems handle all hospital-specific regulatory paperwork instantly.
Year 3 · D-Day
The hospital network restricts all non-essential human vendor access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
125 USD
Average cost per steak dinner
14 hours/week
Time spent in hospital waiting rooms
Very low
Surgeon tolerance of sales reps
Your severance
One last company card dinner, then terminal access revoked.
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