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October 20, 2036
In 10 yearsYou are the final human roadblock in the path to perfection.
Professional seeker of hidden symptoms and late-night pager ghosts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision biology for the modern era.
split.you▸ OMNIDIAG SURGEON V9▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates dosage using real-time genetic sequencing
You diagnose complex symptoms, perform surgeries, and manage long-term patient health using years of training and intuition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a patient's hand and provide genuine comfort during their darkest hour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
AI assistants document your patient interactions with total accuracy.
Month 16
Machine vision identifies skin conditions and scans faster than you.
Year 3.4
Remote-operated platforms start handling routine laparoscopic procedures.
Year 6
Systems predict patient deterioration before symptoms even manifest physically.
Year 10 · D-Day
Autonomous medical pods fully replace the need for physical oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
too slow
Average diagnostic speed
statistically significant
Human error rate
lethal levels
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-end medical-grade coffee.
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