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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour firm handshake is the only hardware that isn't FDA approved.
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bypasses gatekeepers with predictive persuasion models
You pitch imaging machines to hospitals and manage long purchasing cycles. Your commission is just a friction tax.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a surgeon is having a truly terrible day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software identifies your best leads before you even check LinkedIn.
Month 6
Bots flood calendars with virtual product walk-throughs using high-fidelity 3D models.
Month 15
Algorithms handle contract pricing based on real-time hospital budget analysis.
Year 2.2
Fixed kiosks replace the human presence at medical conferences and expos.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The final human representative is deactivated as the autonomous portal takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per week
Average rejection emails
0.4 percent
Cold call success rate
Zero
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Your severance
One complimentary set of golf clubs and silence.
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