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Will AI replace Medical Imaging Researcher jobs? · Latest report #dy52y7ms
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour academic tenure is merely a data-hungry training set for us.
Post-doc stuck in the infinite loop of NIH grants.
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Week 3
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Month 4
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Month 9
Our AI scans successful grant templates to replicate your requests.
Month 17
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Year 2 · D-Day
Your tenure is revoked as the server claims your lab space.
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