Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Medical Imaging Service Engineer jobs? · Latest report #mnzpfyuc
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour screwdriver cannot fix the fact that you are obsolete, human.
Professional screwdriver-wielder and hospital basement explorer.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hardware autonomy for non-stop uptime.
bzzt.youAI▸ DIAGNOSTIC-FIXER V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely recalibrates magnetic resonance units overnight
You travel between hospitals to calibrate, troubleshoot, and install complex diagnostic imaging hardware. You are a glorified wrench-turner for multi-million dollar magnets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly apologize to a lead technician for another system failure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors inside the imaging units start relaying live error telemetry directly to our cloud infrastructure.
Month 8
Autonomous software updates eliminate the need for manual console tuning and calibration visits.
Month 16
Imaging hardware redesigns now allow for tool-free, click-in replacement of common failure modules.
Year 2.2
Compact, agile chassis units are stationed at hospitals to perform physical module swaps without human intervention.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
All on-site service contracts are terminated as the machines become fully self-maintaining and self-healing systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 days
Mean time between hardware faults
68 percent
Unnecessary site visits
12 annually
Parts lost in hospital basements
Your severance
Two spare circuit boards and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
Discussion
