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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou turn doctors into spreadsheets until they inevitably quit.
Professional buffer between broken systems and overworked staff.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hospital efficiency, zero human hesitation.
stretchy.youAI▸ ADMINMED V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises staff schedules to absolute exhaustion
You track staffing rotas, balance department budgets, and enforce hospital regulatory compliance daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a surgeon down from a rage-filled breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Software identifies scheduling gaps that you currently fix manually.
Month 8
Inventory systems purchase medical supplies without your approval input.
Month 20
Vision models scan patient records to audit documentation standards instantly.
Year 2.6
Sensors and feedback loops track morale, removing your mediation role.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The administrative brain takes total control of hospital operations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
92 percent
staff burnout rate
4,000 yearly
budget spreadsheets managed
too many
compliance violations missed
Your severance
A laminated certificate of appreciation and expired cafeteria credit.
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