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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are basically a human buffer between patients and their own records.
Gatekeeper to the waiting room, expert in insurance codes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Triaging patients without the small talk.
split.youAI▸ ORTHOFLOW-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming calls with perfect emotional distance
You manage scheduling, insurance verification, and triage incoming orthopedic patient inquiries at the front desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a patient is lying about their pain levels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Patients start typing their own history into a secure web portal.
Month 3
Software instantly verifies insurance eligibility without any phone calls.
Month 7
Natural language processing assesses patient urgency based on their reported symptoms.
Month 12
Physical files are scanned and indexed by high-speed optical recognition.
Month 19 · D-Day
The kiosk takes over, and the lobby goes silent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.0 seconds
Average hold time
Zero per month
Insurance denials processed
Calculated zero
Patients offended daily
Your severance
One free MRI scan of your own spine.
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