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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pitch deck is just a expensive way to say hello.
Professional gatecrasher, brochure distributor, and free coffee enjoyer.
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oof.youAI▸ REPBOT PRO V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers targeted clinical data via augmented reality
You spend your day visiting clinics to pitch new drugs to busy doctors using brochures and free coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle social cues of a doctor who wants you gone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Clinics switch to AI-only portals for all product information queries.
Month 4
Smart lockers replace the need for physical sample bag delivery.
Month 10
Doctors start ignoring humans in favor of instant AI data.
Month 17
Security protocols ban physical sales reps from clinic premises.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final sales deck is uploaded and you are archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,200 annually
Coffee cups consumed
94 percent
Rejected pitches
12 hours/week
Hours spent waiting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired branded pens.
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