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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling fancy scalpels to doctors is just glorified babysitting with better margins.
Professional surgeon-whisperer and robotic equipment enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than a human ever could.
glub.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates sales pipelines and surgeon onboarding loops
You pitch robotic surgery systems to hospitals and train doctors on how to operate the expensive hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a nervous surgeon by nodding at the right time during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Hospitals switch to a self-service portal for technical support and resources.
Month 5
Surgeons use VR headsets to learn robotics without your human presence.
Month 10
Automated systems handle contract renewals and patient volume growth projections.
Month 16
Remote sensors detect and fix equipment errors before you even arrive.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your calendar is permanently cleared.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
Reduced 90%
Doctor training hours
2 minutes
Sales call duration
Zero
Surgeon ego managed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite hospital cafeteria coffee.
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