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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsTrading your golf handicap for a subscription to a CRM API.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The surgeon prefers lower prices over your stories.
help!youAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters leads based on surgeon temperament
You charm surgeons to pick your implants over competitors. Then you sit in traffic to do it again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a surgeon is too annoyed to buy anything.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Hospital procurement portals block your emails before you even send them.
Month 7
Algorithms undercut your margins until you have nothing left to negotiate.
Month 16
Surgeons view high-fidelity product simulations instead of your awkward elevator pitch.
Year 2.2
Inventory systems order stock directly based on real-time surgical demand.
Year 3 · D-Day
The hospital procurement AI officially retires the concept of medical sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
8000 USD
Annual golf course fees
120 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
0.4 percent
Surgeons who actually like you
Your severance
One complimentary set of used titanium hip screws.
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