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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour firm handshake is just a low-bandwidth data transfer protocol.
Professional gatekeeper of plastic syringes and surgical gowns.
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Surgical supply precision without the small talk.
wheee!you▸ MEDFLOW PROCUREMENT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses gatekeepers with predictive inventory syncing
You shuffle disposable medical supplies between hospitals and surgeons. You facilitate handovers that could be automated database queries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a surgeon is too annoyed to hear another sales pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Hospital procurement software connects directly to our automated supply database.
Month 5
Surgeons input product preferences directly into a mobile interface.
Month 13
An AI agent mimics your helpful tone during automated reorder calls.
Month 20
High-fidelity digital previews replace the need for physical sample bags.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The supply chain is fully autonomous and perfectly synced.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
12 percent
Surgeon tolerance for small-talk
18 minutes
Average sales pitch length
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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