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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou escaped the debt trap before the AI could finish the job.
Unclassified human, currently pivoting to something more sustainable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sorting your potential into profitable output buckets.
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resets your career path to zero
You are currently unclassified and navigating the gap between high-pressure training and the automated clinic of the future.
The one thing AI can't do
You retain the unique human liberty to walk away from a broken system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We scan your educational background to predict your next career move.
Day 2
Our algorithms identify which jobs still require human breath.
Day 2
The system suggests roles where your skills are at least 5% useful.
Day 2
We generate 400 cover letters for roles that don't need them.
Day 3 · D-Day
You join the queue of millions waiting for a bot response.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Excessive
Cost of wasted tuition
Zero
Years of lost sleep
Your severance
A sincere thank you for not becoming our competition.
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