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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTranslating complex science into fancy restaurant dinner slide decks for doctors.
Professional slide-deck delivery specialist and fine dining enthusiast.
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Science without the expensive steak dinners.
oof.youAI▸ OMNIMED-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers personalized drug data directly to pda
You explain clinical data to busy doctors while pretending your company's new drug isn't just slightly rebranded placebo.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a doctor is lying about reading the paper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest all your clinical papers to generate perfect decks.
Month 7
Video-chat kiosks replace your in-person lobby waiting time.
Month 15
Software automatically clears your slides with legal before human review.
Year 1.9
Algorithms predict exactly which study data moves each doctor's needle.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kiosk is installed and you are retired to a lab.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
240 USD
Average dinner cost per doctor
114
Slides per clinical study
1,200
Hours spent waiting in lobbies
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired clinical trial brochures.
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