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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a very expensive IT guy for plastic mannequins.
Professional ghost-writer for fake patient heartbeats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated clinical chaos for every student.
ow.youAI▸ SIMUCORE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-loads trauma scenarios with zero latency
You calibrate high-fidelity robotic patient manikins and run clinical scenarios for nursing students. You maintain complex physiological software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically untangle a cable-mess when the patient simulator randomly stops blinking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software hosts every possible medical crisis on one server.
Month 5
Integrated sensors force the mannequin to calibrate its own hardware.
Month 13
AI script-runners replace your manual button pressing in the booth.
Year 1.9
Automated arms swap out IV lines and IV bags overnight.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you go find a real job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14
Mannequin restarts per shift
3 per hour
Scenario script errors
Infinite
Tears shed over proprietary software
Your severance
A decommissioned plastic torso and a hug.
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