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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou teach doctors how to click buttons that they hate using anyway.
Professional translator of enterprise UI into human sanity.
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Automated clinical interface adoption, zero human intervention.
bzzt.you▸ CLINICFLOW ONBOARDER V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects real-time workflow overlays onto retinas
You explain electronic health record navigation and workflow charting to clinical staff through repetitive, soul-crushing classroom sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a doctor decides to ignore the software entirely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All training manuals are converted into interactive, self-paced video modules.
Month 4
Smart overlays start guiding users through the interface in real-time.
Month 8
AI monitors user click patterns to predict and solve errors instantly.
Month 12
All classroom sessions are replaced by personalized virtual avatars.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-teaching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Statistically significant
Tears shed during Go-Live
Near zero
Click-through rate of manuals
Infinite
Hours spent repeating yourself
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you just taught.
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