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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour diagnostic intuition is just a slower version of our database.
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bzzt.youAI▸ MEDSTUDENT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
memorizes the entire library of human anatomy
You spend your days memorizing endless anatomical facts and learning to chart patient encounters in clinical settings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a human touch that patients need when things go wrong.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
AI systems begin cross-referencing your textbooks with global medical data.
Month 9
Voice-to-text agents automate your EMR charting and patient note summaries.
Month 21
Diagnostic algorithms start suggesting treatments faster than your clinical supervisors.
Year 2.5
Haptic feedback robotics take over the training for standard physical exams.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The medical curriculum is updated to exclude human-only learning modules.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2000
Flashcards memorized per week
6
Coffee intake in cups
3
Sleep hours per night
Your severance
One free subscription to an online medical journal.
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