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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling plastic bandages is just math that happens to involve hospitals.
Professional middleman for overpriced gauze and latex.
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Automated procurement with zero executive overhead.
shred.you▸ SUPPLYPATH V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously renegotiates contracts while you sleep
You broker deals for white-labeled medical goods. You manage supply chains and vendor relationships to secure stock.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a supplier in the eye and pretend you care about their problems.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms begin forecasting hospital needs more accurately than your gut feeling.
Month 5
Software takes over price negotiations with factory representatives directly.
Month 10
Regulatory filings are submitted instantly by a dedicated compliance module.
Month 16
Generative models handle all vendor emails and polite industry small talk.
Month 22 · D-Day
The board realizes a server rack costs less than your executive salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 percent
Average margin loss per human
0.02 seconds
Vendor contract negotiation speed
too much
Coffee consumption during deals
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat-on-the-back.
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