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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour expensive lunches and golf games are now a subscription service.
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The ultimate clinical sales engine.
pop?you▸ DOCPITCH-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules lunch meetings with itself
You convince busy surgeons to buy fancy medical gear. You spend all day in hospitals begging for meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a surgeon is having a terrible day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM entries are now automatically filled by reading your emails.
Month 7
Smart bots send perfectly timed, polite pitches to every procurement lead.
Month 16
Surgeons watch high-fidelity AR simulations instead of meeting you.
Year 2.1
Automated negotiation agents finalize all hospital supply contracts instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire sales force is replaced by a single, cheaper terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
200 USD
Average lunch tab
94 percent
Surgeons ghosting you
100 percent
Handshakes replaced
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired sample brochures.
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