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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling health plans to brokers who also want you gone.
Professional cat-herder of insurance middle-men.
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Automated partnership loyalty
stretchy.youAI▸ BROKERRELATE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all broker complaints into silence
You manage broker relationships, explain supplement plan changes, and chase missing application documentation for insurance sales.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a broker is lying about their monthly volume projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Integration tools pull broker records directly into carrier databases.
Month 4
An agent handles routine plan questions with standard templates.
Month 8
Video avatars deliver the quarterly plan updates to brokers.
Month 13
A logic engine resolves territory disputes based on data.
Month 19 · D-Day
All broker interactions are fully automated by local nodes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
142
Emails per day
Excessive
Coffee consumption
98 percent
App accuracy rate
Your severance
One month of premium streaming service subscriptions.
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