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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling health plans is just reading brochures at people until they blink.
Professional reader of fine print and insurance brochures.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated plan selection without the lunch breaks.
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filters health plans based on personal history
You navigate complex health plan databases and pressure elderly clients to choose the most expensive coverage options.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect genuine confusion in a client's voice better than a sentiment analyzer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is exported to train our policy model.
Month 4
The AI starts suggesting optimal plans for your existing leads.
Month 8
Voice bots replace your initial cold-calling sessions.
Month 13
Software audits your calls to ensure total regulatory perfection.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are replaced by a digital window that never needs sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
24
Cold call rejections per hour
900
Pages of fine print memorized
450 USD
Average commission per signup
Your severance
One free pamphlet on how to manage retirement accounts.
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