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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthStone stacking is cute, but high-precision laser-cutting is objectively superior.
Master of heavy lifting and mortar-stained knuckles.
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Walls that don't need coffee breaks.
stretchy.youAI▸ FORTRESSFORGE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
constructs crenellations with sub-millimeter stone precision
You manually haul massive blocks and mortar joints. You coordinate crews to build defensive stone fortifications.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive feel for exactly where a limestone block will finally settle.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drones map the terrain with lasers to plan foundation depths.
Month 6
CNC cutters slice blocks to exact specs without manual chiseling.
Month 15
Pump systems distribute mortar with perfect hydration and chemical consistency.
Year 2.3
Large overhead cranes place blocks faster than any human crew.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and your presence is decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per week
Average stones dropped
Always wrong
Mortar mixture ratio
Extremely high
Sleep deprivation level
Your severance
A single wheelbarrow of leftover limestone gravel.
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