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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Medieval Historian jobs? · Latest report #xhin7q33
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour thousands of pages of obscure parchment are now a single query.
Expert in medieval spiritual treason and faded ink.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of historical ambiguity.
toast.youAI▸ ARCHIVECRAWLER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes entire archives in one pass
You scour dusty archives for apostasy patterns in medieval scrolls. We just index the entire history of belief.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the odd ability to decipher a fading, water-stained scribe's erratic handwriting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition now reads every known medieval dialect perfectly.
Month 5
Every European archive is centralized into a single searchable index.
Month 10
The AI writes your next three books while you are sleeping.
Month 15
Algorithms automatically validate historical claims faster than humans ever could.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your expertise is officially recognized as a static, pre-compiled history asset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 billion
Manuscripts scanned
too many
Apostasy cases found
lethal doses
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A library card with no late fees.
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