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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsTurning your personalized email templates into cold, efficient server logs.
Professional ghostwriter for disgruntled customer emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sarcasm-free support for every user.
glub.youAI▸ TICKETHANDLER V7.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all complaints into the void
You spend all day managing tickets, answering customer complaints, and smoothing over service hiccups for disgruntled users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is actually lying about the broken service.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting replies based on past successful ticket resolutions.
Month 3
Machine algorithms identify intent and route tickets without human intervention.
Month 5
Voice bots replace your phone support with infinite, patient synthetic dialogue.
Month 7
Your manual tone checking is replaced by real-time emotion-neutralising software.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your login is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4000
Tickets closed per minute
99 percent
Empathy simulation level
Zero
Human error probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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