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Will AI replace Member Of Congress jobs? · Latest report #x9uzpafh
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsSelling out your constituents is a process, not a profession.
Career politician, expert at reading room temperatures.
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Optimised lobbying for pure data efficiency
toast.youAI▸ LEGISLATIVEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
votes on all bills simultaneously without reading
You draft legislation and cast votes on national policy while managing donor relations and constituent services.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a voter in the eye while lying to them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart software maps donor interest to your voting records instantly.
Month 6
AI synthesises every bill into a five-word talking point.
Month 16
Deepfake avatars handle constituent grievances with soothing, synthetic empathy.
Year 2.3
The machine casts your vote based on real-time donor trends.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your seat is now a server node in a cloud datacenter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
200 per day
Average donor calls handled
0 percent
Bills read thoroughly
4 hours
Time spent in committee
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative consulting job.
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