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Will AI replace Member Of Parliament jobs? · Latest report #gecy3hed
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour most impactful legislative move is leaving the meeting early.
Professional partisan soundbite generator and committee seat warmer.
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delivers non-committal answers at lightning speed
You debate partisan talking points and attend endless committee hearings. You occasionally vote on bills you haven't read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can expertly navigate the awkward silence of a partisan fundraising gala.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI writes and sends all constituent responses without human oversight.
Month 4
Algorithms generate superior partisan insults for Question Period output.
Month 12
Holographic projections replace your physical presence in committee rooms.
Month 22
The party server casts your vote based on polling data.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop of pre-recorded parliamentary decorum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Too many
Average words spoken in house
4 percent
Time spent reading actual legislation
99 percent
Percentage of soundbites that end up on Twitter
Your severance
A lifetime pension and a lucrative lobbyist contact list.
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