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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour constituents prefer automated updates over your long-winded debate speeches.
Professional debater, policy drafter, and local grievance specialist.
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Legislating with higher efficiency and fewer scandals.
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votes on all bills simultaneously
You draft legislation, attend committee hearings, and address local concerns to manage public policy and constituency grievances.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still authentically look concerned while holding a lukewarm cup of tea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots handle all incoming emails and template responses.
Month 4
AI models generate legislative text faster than legal advisors.
Month 12
Virtual kiosks process citizen complaints and issue immediate solutions.
Year 2
Algorithms predict voting outcomes and suggest optimal debate strategies.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The chamber is replaced by a high-speed data processing hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.5 hours
Average debate duration
12,400
Constituent emails unanswered
14 percent
Time spent in chamber
Your severance
A commemorative pen and a lifetime of obscurity.
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