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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour empathy scripts are just fancy placeholders for actual human logic.
Professional gatekeeper of the 'Contact Us' page.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even types.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocompletes complex queries with perfect tone
You triage endless support tickets and copy-paste canned responses to frustrated users all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer stops being angry and starts being confused.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
An AI agent begins suggesting the best responses to your screen.
Week 9
Simple tickets are resolved without you ever touching the mouse.
Month 4
The system routes only the most bizarre complaints to your desk.
Month 6
Your chat platform now handles vocal support calls via text-to-speech.
Month 8 · D-Day
The login credentials for your support dashboard are permanently deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
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One Million
Tickets Solved Daily
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated self-help portal.
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