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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell temporary motivation; I sell the subscription without the talk.
Professional dream seller and cold-call enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing leads faster than you can dial.
bzzt.you▸ MEMBERFLOW AI-SALES 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises membership upsells through voice synthesis
You cold-call leads to upsell gym memberships and training sessions. You track sales quotas and membership tiers daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a lead is lying about their fitness goals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI starts drafting your outgoing emails automatically.
Week 9
An AI voice model takes over the first three intro calls.
Month 4
The software adjusts membership discounts based on real-time lead interest.
Month 5
All lead follow-up is handled by the automated server cluster.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
89% higher
Call-to-Close Rate
10000 per hour
Daily Lead Throughput
Exactly zero
Coffee Breaks Needed
Your severance
One free trial pass to a gym you hate.
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