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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human interface for a forgotten password screen.
Professional gatekeeper of the squat rack sign-up sheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless entry for your fitness journey.
oof.youAI▸ ACCESSBOT PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes cancellations without any forced small talk
You greet members, manage sign-ups, and process cancellations while monitoring the floor. You handle billing disputes and gym access.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a new member is too intimidated to use the squat rack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Biometric scanners replace the need for scanning plastic key fobs.
Month 4
Software handles all payment disputes and membership status updates automatically.
Month 8
Sensors release towels only to members with valid active accounts.
Month 13
Augmented reality goggles guide prospects through the facility's floor plan.
Month 18 · D-Day
The front desk is removed to make room for more vending machines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.1 seconds
Towel request processing time
Zero
Member sign-up friction
None
Cancellation guilt trips
Your severance
One free year of membership at a competitor.
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