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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating spreadsheet rows is the only thing standing between you and irrelevance.
Professional gatekeeper of the company’s internal database.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated lifecycle management for everyone.
sluurp.you▸ MEMBERBOT PRO V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects all database entry errors instantly
You manage member databases, verify subscription payments, and manually process sign-ups. Your day is just email cleanup.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a member is lying about their billing address.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Your repetitive responses are now handled by a simple script.
Month 7
The CRM now updates member status without your manual oversight.
Month 12
Subscription renewals are now handled by automated payment verification agents.
Month 17
Inactive profile pruning is fully handled by backend logic agents.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
450
Spreadsheet rows per hour
99%
Emails answered with copy-paste
3 cups
Coffee consumed before 10am
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium automation platform.
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