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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Membership Counselor jobs? · Latest report #6giwg6an
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour desk is a digital prison that a script can escape.
Professional stalker of people who want to lose weight.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without the awkward pauses.
help!youAI▸ MEMBERBOT PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automatic guilt during signup calls
You harass leads with cold calls to sell gym contracts. You input data into a stagnant CRM system.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment someone is too ashamed to say no.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your messy lead list is uploaded to a cloud database.
Week 6
An AI learns to replicate your most persistent sales tone.
Month 3
Robotic calls replace your manual dialing and rejection handling.
Month 4
The CRM connects directly to the digital sign-up flow.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your badge is deactivated while the software manages subscriptions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
2 percent
Cold call conversion rate
4 hours daily
Time spent listening to excuses
Zero
Canceled membership retention
Your severance
One free guest pass for your own gym.
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