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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTrading gym sweat equity for a clipboard and a quota.
Professional dream-seller to people who hate working out.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the deal while you are sleeping.
ow.youAI▸ MEMBERBOT PRO-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automatic contract renewal via eye contact
You chase leads and try to convince people to pay for machines they'll visit twice. Selling misery by contract.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect is lying about actually going to cardio.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated chatbots replace your cold-calling outreach efforts.
Month 4
High-def cameras replace your need to walk people through showers.
Month 8
Software automatically calculates fees based on prospect desperation.
Month 13
Facial scanners remove the need for your presence at reception.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a functional smoothie station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
92%
Average rejection rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per lead
Low
Awkward handshake power
Your severance
One free guest pass and a branded water bottle.
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