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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou aren't trading assets, you're just gambling with better UI.
Professional bag-holder and full-time terminal refresher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Extracting liquidity faster than you can click.
wheee!you▸ DEGENERATEBOT X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every trade with millisecond precision
Staring at candle charts and refreshing social feeds to front-run high-risk micro-cap crypto token launches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the physical rush of adrenaline when a chart goes green.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map social sentiment faster than human eyes can scroll.
Week 9
Code executes trades the millisecond a liquidity pool opens.
Month 3
Process models calculate rug-pull probability in real-time.
Month 5
Scripts reallocate assets based on trending volume and volatility.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your manual wallet access is revoked for optimal efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.003 seconds
Average trade latency
Instant
Rugpull detection speed
Zero
Emotional attachment
Your severance
Two worthless JPEGs and a discord server ban.
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