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Your job has an expiration date
May 1, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to post recycled jokes is finally officially surplus to requirements.
Professional curator of low-effort digital nostalgia and reaction images
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated comedy for the hollow digital void
splat.you▸ TREND-BOT NEURAL-V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests engagement from trending hashtags instantly
You scrape viral trends to post images and text. The internet is already doing this faster without your help.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still occasionally identify which specific irony layer a dead meme occupies.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify viral topics faster than your human reflexes allow.
Week 7
Vision models overlay text on images with perfect consistent formatting.
Month 3
Algorithms push content exactly when the algorithm expects a hit.
Month 5
Bots simulate organic discourse to keep the engagement metrics climbing.
Month 6 · D-Day
The account is fully autonomous and your password access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.8%
14 hours
Time spent doomscrolling
Zero
Original thoughts generated
Sub-par
Engagement farming efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired internet points
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