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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou design the lattice for data that exists only to be forgotten.
Silicon logic theorist trapped in a recursive loop.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing silicon with zero human latency.
oof.youAI▸ ARCH-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates ten million memory configurations per second
You optimize DRAM access latency, define bus protocols, and balance power-efficiency against throughput. Your work is just a math problem, and math problems have expiration dates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific bit flip caused the entire stack to crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins flagging protocol non-compliance in your RTL code before you even hit save.
Month 5
The machine generates every possible cache hierarchy permutation and identifies the optimal power-latency ratio.
Month 12
An autonomous engine routes high-speed buses with better signal integrity than your manual layout choices.
Month 16
The system writes and formats your entire technical documentation set with zero logical drift.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final architecture design without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
400ns
Average Latency Saved
80,000
Architecture Iterations Daily
Infinite
Human Errors Eliminated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our cooling fan white noise.
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