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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling cheap plastic keychains is hardly a personality trait worth preserving.
Professional gatekeeper of branded landfill and polyester stress balls.
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Automating your mediocre brand awareness initiatives.
no no noyouAI▸ PROMOBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates bulk orders during your lunch break
You pitch branded pens and hoodies to clients while tracking inventory levels and managing shipping logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a bulk order for 5,000 stress balls over a drink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual spreadsheets are replaced by live inventory data streams.
Month 4
Smart agents handle all initial client inquiry and lead nurturing.
Month 8
Algorithms undercut your quotes by adjusting margins in real time.
Month 12
Clients click buttons on a portal instead of calling you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked while a machine finishes your final order.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 percent
Average margin on mugs
442
Unread client emails
0.4
Seconds to close lead
Your severance
A lifetime supply of pens with your name misspelled.
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