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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsOrdering supplies from factories while hiding the fact you love spreadsheets.
Professional cat herder for nine underpaid warehouse associates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The supply chain that never sleeps.
glub.youAI▸ SUPPLYLOGIC PRO-SERIES 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates supplier contracts in real-time
You juggle factory orders, oversee quality inspections, and herd a team to ensure shipments reach customers on time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a panicked factory manager into shipping an extra pallet by Friday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and cloud dashboards log every pallet movement automatically.
Month 4
AI procurement agents place factory orders without human intervention.
Month 8
High-speed cameras catch defects faster than any human eye.
Month 13
Smart software tasks your team members with surgical precision.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system manages the entire chain, from factory to customer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
14 percent
Human error rate
42 total
Emails sent per order
too much
Warehouse coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated procurement cloud.
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