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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSix hundred page contracts read better when the reader never sleeps.
Professional billable hour generator and caffeine enthusiast.
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Closing deals before you open the attachment.
brr.you▸ LEXICORE DEALMAKER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters liability clauses in nanoseconds
You draft purchase agreements and scrub virtual data rooms for deal-breaking liabilities. You turn billable hours into exhaustion.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of pretending the client's terrible idea is a brilliant strategy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-powered crawlers scan your data rooms to flag missing disclosures before you even login.
Month 5
Machine learning models generate perfectly compliant purchase agreements based on precedent and firm style.
Month 13
Smart agents handle all back-and-forth redline negotiations against opposing council’s bots.
Year 2.1
Autonomous deal rooms coordinate execution workflows and signature collections without human intervention.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human legal oversight is replaced by a high-assurance algorithmic validator for all deal finalization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2400/yr
Billable hours per human
0.02 seconds
Contract review speed
100%
Coffee budget saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, access revoked immediately.
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