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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour billable hours are essentially just fancy document formatting in disguise.
Professional drafter of very expensive, very repetitive paragraphs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than a partner can bill.
split.youAI▸ CLAUSECRUSHER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds hidden liabilities in seconds
You spend weeks in data rooms reviewing endless contracts and drafting long, repetitive closing documents for big deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, passive-aggressive tone shift in a CEO's email at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI automatically tags and categorizes every single document in your data room.
Month 6
Software suggests standard clauses and highlights risks in real-time while typing.
Month 15
Vision models scan thousands of PDFs to summarize liabilities without human intervention.
Month 21
Digital agents manage all signatures and administrative closing items automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The client approves the entire deal structure through our secure interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 liters
Coffee intake
45 per draft
Document iterations
12 hours/week
Sleep deficit
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium coffee delivery service.
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