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October 5, 2096
In 70 yearsWet work is hard, but we are surprisingly good at waterproof hardware.
Professional underwater performer with severe chlorine fatigue.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drown less, perform more.
ow.youAI▸ AQUATICANIMATRONIC-X▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains perfect buoyancy while rusting
Performing underwater shows, maintaining complex tail apparatus, and smiling while holding breath for long durations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the change in water pressure before the filter system alerts the staff.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-speed sensors monitor movement to track performance consistency in real time.
Month 16
Hydraulic propulsion units begin assisting with difficult underwater maneuvers.
Year 5
Automated chemical dosing ensures humans don't need to exit for breaks.
Year 14
Submersible speakers replace the need for live surface interaction.
Year 70 · D-Day
The final human performer is replaced by a waterproof animatronic unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
90 seconds
Average breath hold
40 dollars
Cost per waterproof scale
3.2
Ear infections per year
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade marine silicone sealant.
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