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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy fixing merge conflicts in code the machine wrote for you.
Full-stack developer juggling four frameworks and eternal imposter syndrome.
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You glue together MongoDB, Express, React, and Node to build web apps. You spend your life fighting dependency hell.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit why a mysterious production bug is happening without any logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your standard Express routes and React component shells.
Month 4
Autonomous agents rewrite your legacy code for better performance and maintenance.
Month 8
Testing tools auto-fix broken builds before they reach your staging server.
Month 13
AI peer reviews replace human eyes to guarantee zero merge conflicts.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system maintains itself indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 litres daily
Average caffeine intake
73 percent
Code review bottlenecks
8 hours
Time spent googling errors
Your severance
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