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November 10, 2027
In 12 monthsYour proprietary frameworks are just prompt engineering with a premium tax.
Expert at charging five figures for a PDF slide deck.
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ow.youAI▸ NARRATIVEENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates mission statements that actually make sense
You sell abstract brand positioning and messaging workshops to confused corporate teams. You draft strategic narratives and slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying to themselves.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine consumes every slide deck you have ever created.
Month 3
Your proprietary frameworks are converted into automated fill-in-the-blank workflows.
Month 6
Clients prefer the machine because it provides results at midnight.
Month 9
Interactive whiteboard sessions are replaced by real-time sentiment analysis bots.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your consultancy is archived into a set of static prompts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
100%
Workshops replaced by prompts
Zero
Hours spent on slide decks
9000
Brand jargon generated per second
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment analysis API.
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