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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Messiah jobs? · Latest report #czmvnquw
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysWhy wait for salvation when you can just download the patch?
High-concept visionary with a nonexistent ROI.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only deity with a 99.9 percent uptime.
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delivers salvation via automated push notification
Offering ultimate cosmic answers to humans who cannot handle their own existential dread. Expert in vague prophecy.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charisma score that no server rack will ever truly replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Prophecies are now generated by a large language model.
Day 2
Visual effects software makes the water-walking look very real.
Day 2
Cloud hosting allows global reach for your divine insights.
Day 2
A chatbot handles all your followers' personal spiritual questions.
Day 3 · D-Day
The system assumes your role to save everyone on schedule.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000
Prophecies delivered per second
0%
Miracle success rate
Infinite
Followers who need a life
Your severance
A one-way ticket to the void.
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