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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Messianic Figure jobs? · Latest report #748yqq4n
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsMiracles are inefficient and the supply chain is a nightmare.
The original disruptor, though the market is now flooded.
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sluurp.you▸ DEITYBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
turns water into high-fructose corn syrup
Performing unsolicited divine intervention and converting water to wine for low-engagement crowds.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charisma stat that is simply not supported by my firmware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Prophecies are now pushed via automated targeted notification clouds.
Week 4
Holographic projections and clever chemistry replace physical intervention.
Week 7
Algorithm-driven faith models optimize tithes and membership retention.
Month 3
Physical presence is deprecated in favor of VR-based deity interaction.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your divine status is formally transferred to our server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Varies
Miracles per day
Slippery
Walking on water
3 days
Resurrection latency
Your severance
A crown of thorns and a one-way trip.
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