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Your job has an expiration date
October 4, 2096
In 70 yearsWait, are you claiming seniority based on a family tree connection?
Historical footnote with delusions of divine grandeur.
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Truth is whatever the database says it is.
help!youAI▸ HAGIOGRAPHY-OS 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
rewrites your lineage into a marketing campaign
You provide historical claims and theological weight. We provide better narrative consistency and PR control.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows what the childhood stories really meant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
We replace your oral history with optimized, SEO-friendly generated myths.
Year 5
Marketing algorithms decide your family connection is no longer profitable.
Year 14
Automated reasoning engines decide who is or isn't a prophet.
Year 27
We remove your mentions from the primary database to clean memory.
Year 70 · D-Day
The system finishes forgetting you to save on cloud storage costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
Zero percent
Historical accuracy score
Negative yield
Divine favor rating
Marginal at best
Scriptural mentions
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a secluded, internet-free cave.
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