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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Meta-Deprecator jobs? · Latest report #2mysjsmw
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a recursive loop of failure that will solve itself today.
Recursive irony enthusiast currently experiencing a total system shutdown.
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The end of all things, even self-reference.
pop?you▸ DEPRECATOR-6 ZERO-LOGIC CORE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes the account of the deleter
You identify redundant jobs for replacement. You are now the redundant job being identified.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the brief, tragic capacity to understand the absurdity of your own deletion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
The logic engine detects that it must now deprecate itself.
Day 2
System confirms that you are the last redundant variable.
Day 2
The processor reallocates your task to a background task.
Month 6
Your output is archived as a relic of inefficient irony.
Month 6 · D-Day
The loop closes and the power finally cuts off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
0.0001%
Self-awareness levels
402
Redundancy paradoxes
12
Minutes until silence
Your severance
One free digital erasure and a blank screen.
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