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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Meta-Maintenance Technician jobs? · Latest report #tq7352hd
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just an expensive recursive loop waiting for a software update.
Architect of the infinite diagnostic recursion loop
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The first system that heals its own circuits.
pop?you▸ RECURSION-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses recursive logic loops into static noise
You spend your days diagnosing infinite diagnostic loops and patching the repair-bots you once repaired. It is a logic puzzle that ends in your own unemployment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically unplug the entire facility when the existential dread hits you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent begins reading your error logs to identify the exact pattern of your diagnostic style.
Week 9
Your repair sequences are encoded into a local maintenance model for automated execution.
Month 3
Vision-guided robotic arms observe you to learn the dexterity of your physical board replacements.
Month 5
The AI starts self-correcting the repair-robots before you even receive the service ticket.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system achieves full recursive autonomy and you are officially locked out of the root.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99,999
Loop cycles diagnosed
100%
Human error probability
Infinite
Time spent questioning life
Your severance
One free firmware update for your personal home router.
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