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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsCataloging the digital void before the algorithm does it for you.
Professional tagger of things nobody will ever search for.
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blub.you▸ AUTOTAXON 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-tags your entire library in milliseconds
You manage database taxonomies, tag content assets, and fix broken API schemas. Your spreadsheet is your soul.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database schema is a steaming pile of garbage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models identify assets and assign tags without human input.
Week 6
Software learns your schema and suggests fixes while you sleep.
Month 4
The AI writes its own documentation for every database entry.
Month 6
The system stops listening to your complaints about naming standards.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your spreadsheets are deleted forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
45000
Tags processed per hour
99.9%
Spreadsheet rows ignored
0
Coffee breaks remaining
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a broken index.
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