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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsDistortion pedals are just fancy math problems we haven't solved yet.
Professional loud noise maker and cable-tangle enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total sonic domination, zero band drama.
bzzt.youAI▸ RIFF-GEN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
triggers perfect pinch harmonics via air cannon
You scream into microphones and manipulate amplified string tension to create aggressive sonic patterns for paying audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat authentic, un-simulated human rage while hitting a drop-tuned power chord.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your exact guitar tone into a digital library.
Month 5
AI copies your specific growl registers from live recordings.
Month 13
Vision systems record your physical movements for motion capture.
Year 1.9
Holographic projections replace live touring sets at smaller venues.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine generates infinite original metal albums without human effort.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4
Average riffs per day
110dB
Tinnitus intensity
14/week
Tour bus arguments
Your severance
A crate of guitar strings and a bus pass.
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